College is where you get to call Freud a “gross old pervert” in a paper
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every single word on page 333 of crooked kingdom (also known as the page in which colm walks in on kaz and jesper fighting and reveals jesper’s middle name, kaz and jesper spring apart guiltily, nina cracks up and says “you are so in trouble,” jesper tattles on nina to matthias in return, inej mocks his aforementioned middle name, and wylan identifies scheming face for the first time) is, dare i say it, iconic
i have officially piqued, i’ll never be funnier than this moment in time
i was walking through the grocery store ignoring everyone and i walked around the corner and ran right into this old mans cart and i was like “oh god, my bad, i didn’t see you there” and when i looked up, he was wearing all camo. down to his hat. his wife lost it laughing. i’ll never be funny again

